orangespeck:

While at my grandparents, I helped make eat mochi, and it is delicious.

MOCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

“The prosecutor uttered the party line that would distinguish revue from burlesque for the next thirty years. “The difference is movement. On Broadway, unadorned female figures are used to artistic advantage in tableaux. They do not move.”   
I can’t wait <3 Burlesque I’m coming to youuuuu.

henrytheworst:

Let’s be honest, Carl Sagan is probably the best human being ever. 

So fucking game.

ZOE AND I PLAYED OUIJA FOR 8 HOURS. 8 HOURS.

irrationalblackw0man:

ripkamsud:

castingshadowsonthewintersky:

The Worm: ‘Allo.
Sarah: Did you say… hello?
The Worm: No, I said “‘allo,” but that’s close enough.
Sarah: Oh… you’re a worm, aren’t you?
The Worm: Yeah, that’s right.
Sarah: You don’t by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
The Worm: Who, me? No, I’m just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the missus.

my fave movie of like 

ever 

that is the nastiest lookin worm i have ever seen omfg

nigga got his hair looking like baby spice

scriptaacorde:

mishapenmagic:

pitprincess:

Do not lie to me tumblr!

OH MY GOD ^

LOL

BULL FUCKING COCK.
Who is this bitch like…seriously okay OKAY CAN WE….OKAY?

feelingsfadelikewhitetshirts:

CRYING

feelingsfadelikewhitetshirts:

THIS AGAIN

IT’S BACK

ZOE LOL THIS IS STEVEN FUCKING WITH US.

cuddlychu:

galaxy-hearts:

jackmyswagnoir:

legitfantasia:

catnipaddict:

expl0rers:

phreash:

aerostarmonk:

Not The Bees (Nic Cage Dubstep) Thorpey

I laughed a bit too hard at this one.

omg

WHAT. IS. THIS.

((Bringing this back.))

shit son

d….own….loads…….

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

ASD ASDF SDFG SEDRFG ASDFT ASDEF AZSDFG

ehe EHE EHEHEHE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.